For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb
No, seriously, fuck kazoos.
Also, I was at a coffee shop eating breakfast and using their wi-fi this morning, and I was listening to my music on headphones, of course, which I don’t normally do alone in my office. I guess I was really into Tumblr or something and forgot where I was because the good line of a song came on and I just belted it out and only realized when I heard the applause.
So I glanced at my follower count, and at first I thought it was a year
so I looked up the year on Wikipedia just to see what happened and at first
okay cool, the answer to a question I wouldn’t have asked but it’s neat
BUT RIGHT FUCKING BELOW THAT
I sure get annoyed at other people a lot despite the fact that I’m the most annoying person I know.