I Want Cheese

I Want Cheese

"I don’t know what to do!" I sobbed the day I threw out all my books. Run away or smash things? I can do one or the other. Correction: I must do one or the other.

How many weeks has it been? I sit here, uncomfortable, jittery, with the feeling that I must hop in my car and leave or fold up my laptop, take it in both hands, and smash it against the wall again and again. What I cannot do is sit, this nothing that I am doing now, but I know that any movement on my part will ultimately turn into one or the other. Fight or flight.

I cannot move because I will be a destructive force either way, and so I’m consigned to sit here in a constant state of pre-decision. A constant state of surprise. The jack has popped out of the box and my seat is frozen mid-jump.


The nice thing about headcannons is that it’s really easy to get other people to believe in them. [xkcd]

The nice thing about headcannons is that it’s really easy to get other people to believe in them. [xkcd]

(via lemongrad)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via doctor-john-winchester)

freshcleanfit:

In case anyone needs cheering up here is Snape.

freshcleanfit:

In case anyone needs cheering up here is Snape.

(via keeper-of-the-cheese)

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(via releasethegiantsquidofanger)

amsayy:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

Every.

Day.

(via releasethegiantsquidofanger)

oh-how-we-have-grown:

cp107:

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

The pool protector plastic thing is on top. It just has water on it.

Damn I was really hoping for cat Jesus
oh-how-we-have-grown:

cp107:

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

The pool protector plastic thing is on top. It just has water on it.

Damn I was really hoping for cat Jesus

oh-how-we-have-grown:

cp107:

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

The pool protector plastic thing is on top. It just has water on it.

Damn I was really hoping for cat Jesus

(via ryan-thejokesonme-guy)

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

(via kittycat2013)

theheftyhideaway:

themish:

CAKE WINS EVERY TIME

Dat’s so #hamjam!

theheftyhideaway:

themish:

CAKE WINS EVERY TIME

Dat’s so #hamjam!

(via gabbunny)

papadevs:

nononono

papadevs:

nononono

(via je-ni-fuuuur)